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I am surrounded in my building by neighbors who really like to argue, scream, yell and slam doors. I am looking forward to my lease expiration and my move far far away from here.

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

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edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

maghrabiyya:

versacegravy:

GOD.

can we not shame girls for trying to cover up their perfectly fine, perfectly normal, perfectly healthy imperfections pls
especially when they literally spend forever doing this every day before leaving the house so fucktards like you people don’t point it out and make her feel like shit and you’ll probably tell her to put some make up on but o look i guess even when you do put the effort into covering it up you still get people talking shit
UGH
girls we can never win ever, yet we have boys walking around looking like moldy bread but that’s perfectly acceptable and we shouldn’t make fun cus that’s just a natural part of boys growing up right??!?!?!?!

maghrabiyya:

versacegravy:

GOD.

can we not shame girls for trying to cover up their perfectly fine, perfectly normal, perfectly healthy imperfections pls

especially when they literally spend forever doing this every day before leaving the house so fucktards like you people don’t point it out and make her feel like shit and you’ll probably tell her to put some make up on but o look i guess even when you do put the effort into covering it up you still get people talking shit

UGH

girls we can never win ever, yet we have boys walking around looking like moldy bread but that’s perfectly acceptable and we shouldn’t make fun cus that’s just a natural part of boys growing up right??!?!?!?!

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jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

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politicalsexkitten:

yukaryote:

Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

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mensrightsactivism:

Example #240239 why the men’s rights movement is also known as the “abuser’s lobby”:



My boxing class is mixed, i genuinely love seeing new women join up thinking they are tough and a force to be reckoned with, and the look on their face once they get hit is hilarious.
most women have never actually been hit, and they are still only getting hit lightly by us in sparring, but still the tears and shock is beautiful to see.
also enjoy it when karate types who have never been hit properly think they are hot shit, and their face after taking a pretty decent power punch for the first time.
i always cherish those moments





…Huh. That totally sounds like a well adjusted member of a human rights movement.
Don’t forget everyone, women have never actually been hit. You know it’s true because it got upvoted by the men’s rights community.
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mensrightsactivism:

Example #240239 why the men’s rights movement is also known as the “abuser’s lobby”:

My boxing class is mixed, i genuinely love seeing new women join up thinking they are tough and a force to be reckoned with, and the look on their face once they get hit is hilarious.

most women have never actually been hit, and they are still only getting hit lightly by us in sparring, but still the tears and shock is beautiful to see.

also enjoy it when karate types who have never been hit properly think they are hot shit, and their face after taking a pretty decent power punch for the first time.

i always cherish those moments

…Huh. That totally sounds like a well adjusted member of a human rights movement.

Don’t forget everyone, women have never actually been hit. You know it’s true because it got upvoted by the men’s rights community.

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charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:





WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!



Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi

charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!

image

Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi

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